Crotch fruit

"Crotch fruit" in a Sentence (3 examples)

Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!

"My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," […]

A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.

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